What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

HELLO

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Why do many people think that Japan is not a gay-friendly country whereas 72% Japanese support same-sex marriage (the same number as in the US)?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

{RING} {RING}

I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Sure no problem officer.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Why do White people love dogs more than humans?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Why can't the ISS take a picture of Earth and prove to the Flat Earth Society that Earth is not really flat?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Yes sir it is.

What is the reasoning behind conspiracy theorists claiming that there were multiple shooters involved in the JFK assassination?

After a few moments he returns.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.